Ian Duncan Smith MP giving Michael Howard MP a leg up yesterday
Past Conservative leaders find new way of getting to Prime Minister.
It emerged last night that the supposed Greenpeace hecklers were in actual fact William Hague, Ian Duncan Smith and Michael Howard. The men were recorded plotting by security cameras just moments before lowering themselves from the roof of the hall where Tony Blair was giving his speech on Britain’s energy needs.
The film shows them preparing stink bombs and writing mocking rhymes aimed at Mr. Blair.
A spokesman for the three men said yesterday in a statement that they were “very sorry” and that they “promise never to do it again.” Their wives supported them by declaring in a joint statement: “They are good boys really”.
Cherrie Blair, who had what looked like a stain on her shoulder, retorted, “They are just jealous because he’s beaten all three of them in General Elections. They're bad losers, the lot of them.”