satire

The unlikely face of Crime from theimposter 1436 days old

An artist's rendition of a plumber Police find link between skilled workers and serious crime. This week Kazi Nurur Rahman, a plumber from London, ...

Dead gays can Rest in Pink from theimposter 1436 days old

Gays celebrating the new law yesterday Gay funerals become legal in the UK. The new law, which will come in to practice on 19th December in England ...

Sentamu felt the luck last night from theimposter 1440 days old

Archbishop Sentamu dances with the cast of The Lion King at York minster The cast of The Lion King almost ruined John Sentamu’s instillation last night ...

Over the hill at 67 years, 4 months, 3 days and 2 hours old? from theimposter 1441 days old

Age/Usefulness pie chart Employers worry that sixty-eight year olds are too old to work effectively. Jeff Quilt, an employer from Hounslow, choreographed ...

Army bosses tell soldiers, "Show your privates, Private!" from theimposter 1443 days old

A naked soldier with his clothes on A new commando has been created that carries out missions in the nude. The new Starkers Commando has been found ...

OPINION from theimposter 1446 days old

by Brunehilda Puddleduck I have something to say. You won’t like it but I’ll say it anyway. It’s about love. Love for another human being can be ...

State schools - unfair to toffs from theimposter 1446 days old

Etonians - some of these boys may be exceptionally dim Study shows private school students in a bad light. A recent report has shown that independent ...

Evans agrees with Evans from theimposter 1447 days old

Evans - not a pretty sight Chris Evans lets slip his courting secrets to the world. During an interview with The Imposter, the ginger-haired empresario ...

Delia's guide to home vaccination from theimposter 1449 days old

Delia Smith bringing some deoxyribonil silicone sulphate solution to the boil Delia Smith has come to the aid of thousands of potential flu sufferers. The ...

Non-stop boozing "will change lives for the better" from theimposter 1450 days old

What all women look like after a few hours of non-stop boozing English binge drinkers look forward to a more stylish, continental lifestyle. New drinking ...